A healthy libido is both conducive and obtrusive to our journey towards self-actualization.
I am not female, but I did experience a thirty second crush on Mateo about a month ago. During that time, several misconceptions about my masculinity and my role in life were forcibly reexamined. Afterwards, I shaved my back and masturbated with a magic marker.
Thank you for letting me share that with you.
AM
I am not female, but I did experience a thirty second crush on Mateo about a month ago. During that time, several misconceptions about my masculinity and my role in life were forcibly reexamined. Afterwards, I shaved my back and masturbated with a magic marker.
Thank you for letting me share that with you.
AM
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Fri, March 25, 2005 - 4:26 PMYou're welcome, Abraham. Any time. Any time. -
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Fri, March 25, 2005 - 7:52 PMI recently purchased some fluorescent magic markers. This allows me to Mateobate with the lights off. -
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Re: Mateo Love
Sat, March 26, 2005 - 5:35 PMYou do just that. Abe: Go get that rope... -
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Re: Mateo Love
Sat, March 26, 2005 - 10:28 PMGood thing the Pope's got a glass eye. I hear it once belonged to Sandy Duncan. Is that true? Am I getting the story right? -
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Sat, March 26, 2005 - 10:45 PMNot eggzactly. Let's discuss it over a game of marbles, shall we? -
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Re: Mateo Love
Sat, March 26, 2005 - 10:49 PMAre you saying you use an egg or a marble instead of a glass eye? -
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Sat, March 26, 2005 - 11:19 PMI suppose you would need lube for that. -
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Sat, March 26, 2005 - 11:28 PMOn second thought, eye sockets can be very messy. A well-shaven armpit is a pleasant alternative. -
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Re: Mateo Love
Sat, March 26, 2005 - 11:32 PMI've done the armpit thing, as well as the inside of the elbow, back of the knee, and side of the neck. Best is when you fold the ear over and go for a cochlea-fuck. -
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Sat, March 26, 2005 - 11:35 PMAre you saying you and Abraham have already tried those things? -
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Re: Mateo Love
Sat, March 26, 2005 - 11:52 PMWith Abe, good God, no! That boy has got to shave his ears first!
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Mon, March 28, 2005 - 9:43 AM> With Abe, good God, no! That boy has got to shave his ears first!
I thought you liked a man with a hairy pinnae. -
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Tue, March 29, 2005 - 8:46 PMI'm still watching.....can you explain what just happened....I missed something when I got up to pee -
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Wed, March 30, 2005 - 10:09 AMSybil needs to get up to pee. I knew she was really a guy. -
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Thu, March 31, 2005 - 3:42 PMI had a crush on Mateo. It lasted about five hours. Actually, it lasted five minutes but it took me that long to get off... Because, I'm a sloth. -
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Re: Mateo Love
Thu, March 31, 2005 - 5:12 PMA bunch of old Asian people were making fun of me in the park this morning. That really wasn't cool.
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