I was told that my crush on Mateo would last only 24 hours, but this is not the case! It lasts 24 hours a day, every day.
Sometimes in the middle of the afternoon, while cleaning or baking or during my appointments with the Other Men in my life, I will find myself unable to stop thinking about Mateo.
He makes me so hot. I want him to watch me clean naked. I want him to lick cookie dough off my body. Sometimes, these urges so overwhelm me that I feel I must have him right then and there.
Is there a cream or a tonic or something that I can take to ease these desires I have for him?
Sometimes in the middle of the afternoon, while cleaning or baking or during my appointments with the Other Men in my life, I will find myself unable to stop thinking about Mateo.
He makes me so hot. I want him to watch me clean naked. I want him to lick cookie dough off my body. Sometimes, these urges so overwhelm me that I feel I must have him right then and there.
Is there a cream or a tonic or something that I can take to ease these desires I have for him?
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Re: What gives?
Mon, May 16, 2005 - 4:29 PMProlly the same 'stuff' he uses in his hair...
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Re: What gives?
Mon, May 16, 2005 - 4:31 PMhelly, you clearly have too much time on your hands.
i insist you come over and clean my bedroom in order to take your mind off of mateo.
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Re: What gives?
Thu, May 19, 2005 - 7:58 PMI'll sell him to you for $6.38 or the highest bidder.
Could top $7.
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Re: What gives?
Thu, May 19, 2005 - 8:09 PMToo late, suckers! He was mine for $6.36!
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