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StJman — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 16:05:50 GMT

Dimsdale?

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forget the 24hrs., here's my 15 mins:

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 15:41:31 GMT

http://www.extra-action.com/_spin/

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what happens after 24 hours?

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 23:15:57 GMT

Do we have short attention spans or
is he really that boring?

Seems to me that he's like a barrel of crazy
LSD-driven monkeys, but that's just me........

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dammit

vendettajones — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 01:48:21 GMT

I hate it when that fucker is nice to me. STOP. Okay?

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I need serious intervention work

Thu, 14 Jul 2005 13:34:10 GMT

My 24 hour crush seems to be turning into a 24 month one....and I haven't even been here a year yet.

HELP !

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What gives?

Helly the horny housewife — Mon, 16 May 2005 23:27:42 GMT

I was told that my crush on Mateo would last only 24 hours, but this is not the case! It lasts 24 hours a day, every day.

Sometimes in the middle of the afternoon, while cleaning or baking or during my appointments with the Other Men in my life, I will find myself unable to stop thinking about Mateo.

He makes me so hot. I want him to watch me clean naked. I want him to lick cookie dough off my body. Sometimes, these urges so overwhelm me that I feel I must have him right then and there.

Is there a cream or a tonic or something that I can take to ease these desires I have for him?

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Medic!

vendettajones — Thu, 05 May 2005 15:43:00 GMT

http://california.tribe.net/thread/d53c7952-e28e-46e1-b0da-244bc3cc41e5?tribeid=4a9f13f4-9d90-47ee-88a9-0876d622caa2&r=10513

Zenny, you didn't tell me the man writes poetry.

Dammit.

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Mateo

drfiasco — Wed, 04 May 2005 22:07:14 GMT

is already a piece of work, but now they want to turn him into a piece of art

http://www.borg2.org/Borg9.php3

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come out come out where ever you are!

Wed, 04 May 2005 17:44:37 GMT

here little thready thready thready!
http://nevada.tribe.net/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewThread.vm?tribeid=1f9f6d3a-dc0d-4d3c-ba44-90a4b3fd5375&threadid=45a93270-a975-48d0-b7d1-a547ccd9533c&r=10441#e8c55944-9ae0-45ef-9606-6d34f0e4cddc

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Sensitive Sides

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 10:44:55 GMT

Would you like to meet mine, 'teo?

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Get you some Mateo?

marshall — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:06:40 GMT

"http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4174&item=6526020393&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW"

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Hussies

prsIII — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 01:55:14 GMT

These women seem to lack gravitas. Shouldn't they put out or shut up?

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poor unsuspecting new recruits

alih — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 02:39:58 GMT

Hmm, one can't help but wonder how many will become afflicted when observing Mateo in his natural habitat tomorrow.

Care to make a wager?

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My reason for being

Helly the horny housewife — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 18:56:40 GMT

I heard he likes french, so I'm following his suggestion:

Mateo est un vrai homme. J'aimerais nettoyer pour lui, boisson avec lui et naturellement avoir le sexe avec lui. Naturellement.

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Mateo Love

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 00:21:30 GMT

A healthy libido is both conducive and obtrusive to our journey towards self-actualization.

I am not female, but I did experience a thirty second crush on Mateo about a month ago. During that time, several misconceptions about my masculinity and my role in life were forcibly reexamined. Afterwards, I shaved my back and masturbated with a magic marker.

Thank you for letting me share that with you.

AM

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mateo hate

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:31:28 GMT

it seems to be on the decline these days.

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Mateo LOOOOOOOOVE

vendettajones — Thu, 24 Mar 2005 16:57:58 GMT

post it here

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crickets...

alih — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:44:22 GMT

...and not of the crotch variety.

Damn, it's quiet in here.

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afflicted

wyoming22 — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 00:53:52 GMT

it hurts.

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hanx wyoming and miska

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 02:16:18 GMT

thats the nicest tread.

my ego is soothed..

blessed be the goddesses...

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wheres mateo??

meeshka — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 08:18:29 GMT

did somebuddy kidnap him?

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Growden in da house!

alih — Fri, 18 Feb 2005 06:47:07 GMT

(I hear a rumor that he's still in town....)

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Is Sibyl here?

jiminycrackhit — Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:16:31 GMT

Gosh darn it, I'm late again aren't I?

My apologies, everyone! Without me the poor girl gets a bit out of control!

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35 members

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:27:25 GMT

Where's the rest of me?

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my instant crush

shakrah — Sat, 19 Feb 2005 02:43:57 GMT

my crush lasts about twenty minutes each time i see him, so i figure i stil have about 22 hours left of my crush

ps why is mateo so hot?

i think its the hat
shakrah

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I'm in the first hour

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 19:48:37 GMT

and I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!!

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Mine finally kicks in...

meeshka — Fri, 18 Feb 2005 04:41:51 GMT

but im going out of town....
So what is THAT supposed to mean?

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...down to 12...

alih — Fri, 11 Feb 2005 07:54:35 GMT

"I think we reached 14 at a max."
---Bureau of Mateo Crush Statistics

"He was so obnoxious, it was kinda hot"
---undisclosed, but known source in this tribe

"Bullhorn...nothing sexier"
---some fucko girl

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So Mateo...

drfiasco — Mon, 14 Feb 2005 23:47:18 GMT

Any new crushes from last night? Is this tribe's membership going to increase?

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another one bites the dust.

Fri, 11 Feb 2005 08:28:54 GMT

she made it past a couple o weeks. sigh.

the worst part is i[m getting used to it.

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Bye Bye

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 20:24:36 GMT

me first.

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I am calling...

drfiasco — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 06:43:28 GMT

... dibs on Mateo's sloppy seconds.

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not a crush but...

pyrokitten — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 20:22:19 GMT

i don't really have a crush on mateo, but i did get married to him (little known fact). i wasn't even drunk at the time. we never had sex though.

but he kissed my tummy at the shipyard the other night and i liked it.

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A Mateo Sex Disaster Math Problem

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 07:18:16 GMT

okay, so it's spring 2001. i'm new to the bay area and have landed in this social group who are all into poly-fuckery. i say what the hey and dive in for about five seconds.

so i start dating this guy who is fucking this girl who is fucking mateo. so to equalize it on the other end, i start fucking this guy who used to be the boyfriend of this girl who is fucking mateo.

can anybody translate that into a mathematical equation? could mateo and i have somehow inadvertantly swapped any DNA along the line?

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10 minutes in the closet with Mateo

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 18:12:07 GMT

Okay, so we're going to have this party at Mateo's...everybody gets their way with him for 10 minutes each...in the closet, of course, unless Mateo doesn't have a closet, then it's behind some stage prop.

Will he be exhaulted or destroyed?

Harriet goes first.

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cum and get it

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 23:51:48 GMT

or vice a versa...

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birthmark? snoring issues?

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 07:25:00 GMT

does he have any?

come on. somebody here has to know.

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5 min. fascination

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:16:01 GMT

i have noticed throught my life that women lose interest in me (mostly sexualy) realy fast.

it is most noticeable when i get off stage. sometimes some little hotie is smiling at me with stars in her eyes. in 5-10 mins the shine has dulled, 9 outa 10 times.
others last 15-30 mins and a very few make it past a couple dates.

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what am I doing here?

ctp — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 07:47:55 GMT

Someone told me this was the "crush mateo for 24 hours" tribe

awww, mannnn :(

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the hat and the bullhorn

jim — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 08:46:49 GMT

i think my first realizatin that there was sex in the world was in a movie theater in Fresno, watching "Smokey and the Bandit" and that last scene where Sally Field asks Burt Reynolds if he ever takes his hat off. He answers, "darling, i only take my hat off for one thing." and of course the we soon have a cutaway of the hat coming off and the hand of burt placing it on the roof of the Trans Am and slow pull back shot with pan out across the gold eagle on the hood. Man, sex was hot back in the 70s.

anyways . . .

i've actually never seen mateo without BOTH the hat AND the bullhorn. never even seen him with just one of them. always both. now given that burt reynolds is a kinda strong willed sort and he would only lose the hat for one thing, it might be possible that the even more stubborn mateo is not able to lose both the hat and bullhorn, even for that one thing.

seems quite possible. but do we have any first hand reports on this? someone must know. i believe mateo is not, in fact, still a virgin. though i may be mistaken on this point.

j

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what's for dinner tonight???

alih — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 03:07:51 GMT

hmmmm, sandwich??
;)

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Lurker

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 00:27:44 GMT

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i'm so over...

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 00:08:27 GMT

myself.

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24 Hour Crush on Mateo's topics - tribe.net

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forget the 24hrs., here's my 15 mins:

what happens after 24 hours?

dammit

I need serious intervention work

What gives?

Medic!

Mateo

come out come out where ever you are!

Sensitive Sides

Get you some Mateo?

Hussies

poor unsuspecting new recruits

My reason for being

Mateo Love

mateo hate

Mateo LOOOOOOOOVE

crickets...

afflicted

hanx wyoming and miska

wheres mateo??

Growden in da house!

Is Sibyl here?

35 members

my instant crush

I'm in the first hour

Mine finally kicks in...

...down to 12...

So Mateo...

another one bites the dust.

Bye Bye

I am calling...

not a crush but...

A Mateo Sex Disaster Math Problem

10 minutes in the closet with Mateo

cum and get it

birthmark? snoring issues?

5 min. fascination

what am I doing here?

the hat and the bullhorn

what's for dinner tonight???

Lurker

i'm so over...

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